I used to play this on my parents' 95 packard bell. I'm sure I have that CD somewhere...

Its ok when Nintendo does DLC that costs $415

Less paperwork, except all that paper you have to carry around.

Oh, that's too bad.

What I'm getting at is that plenty of husbands of wives probably do find their wives sexy in these various states of being mother (okay, maybe not the lactating one unless that's your kink) - a lampoon only works if there's some truth to it.

It's hard to fight seeing your significant other in pervasive sexy light, yes.

Don't get ruffled; Mephisto likes to get people's dander up.

I don't understand, how am I closeminded for liking a game? It's major claim to fame was that it was great.

Since you have internet, I assume you are familiar with purchasing things over it.

Hear, hear. Our policy to avoid headlines like "Game developer says game will be amazing" will now be known as anti-puffery.

If making blindly optimistic promises about upcoming games was illegal, Peter Molyneux would be a war criminal.

This is the only time you want to see one of these come barreling through a group of civilians.

Well, he isn't famous for "boob twerking." He's a former athlete and a current actor. Just saying..

Thanks for the map. As for the size of the island, I suggest you go play RA2: Yuri's revenge. Those Russians almost rekt us from a base that fit in the Alcatraz island.

Well, if you're the descendent of the Pygmy I'd say it's accurate to say that your character in Dark Souls is a pygmy as well. Though I get what you mean. Sorry, I'm kind of sick at the moment.

Opening trunks during or after swimming is illegal in most jurisdictions, you perv.

You know what works really great as a tool for adjusting HVAC, Volume, and a selection of other devices? a fucking knob. Jesus.

I dont necessarily HATE the game. Just happy that I no longer play. Im not going to argue whether someone should or shouldnt play the game.

That means you're free man! FRRREEEE!

My nephew plays on Moon Guard! I figured he'd be a good source for gold! And shires!