I was JUST talking about these ads last weekend! I saw these when I was a kid looking at my cousin’s bridal magazines! They always appeared in the back pages, and the woman had a dreamy, love struck expression as she held the wand lovingly to her face. I would use carrots to act out the ads so I could be as…

What about the discerning woman who doesn’t want something so personal, maybe in the market for a “we’re mostly just friends” massager?

I think they meant ‘regular Tony sessions”?

the related items listed on that page are EXTREMELY personal massagers.

My friend’s mother had a similar personal massager. She really did use it for her back and shoulders and pretty much left it always plugged in beside her armchair so she could use it while she watched tv.

I’m trying to figure out those attachments. Pencil eraser, pile driver and tealight candle?

A one-night stand and a fling aren’t the same thing. You say “fling”,. I think of a gunpowder relationship. It burns fast and hot, but if you try to contain it, someone’s likely to get badly hurt.

Hey yet another casual sex season where I’m not having sex!

Document everything, speak nothing more than hello, good bye, or other civil pleasantries. Don’t allow yourself to be intimidated, and never meet with one alone. I had a horrible narcissistic boss. We were instructed by HR to never meet alone and not to engage in conversation unless asked a direct question. Then we…

Well that’s deplorable.

yaaa right