These assholes keep out-assholing themselves!

I get the impression that “funniest Republican in the Senate” is not a high bar to hurdle...

Lindsey is a genuinely witty and extemporaneously funny guy. He’s the king of GOP off-the-cuff one-liners. “That’s the first thing I’m going to do as President - we’re going to DRINK MORE.” “Make America great again - tell Donald Trump to go to hell.” Ritual phone destruction. Rotating first lady. MUCHO SAD.

He’s a jerk, but he’s an intelligent and funny one. Kind of wish he was intelligent, funny, and empathetic, but hey, two out of three.

He earned a sliver of respect from me when he stood up for his wife and father, and then didn’t endorse Trump at the convention. And then he erased it all plus some when he caved for some unknown reason.

Al Franken has called Lindsey Graham the funniest Republican in the Senate(it’s in the book), so he could have written it himself.

The Lindsey Graham line remains a solid burn. To this day, I wonder who wrote it for him.

How can anyone respect that bunglecunt Cruz when he rolled over and showed his soft, white belly to trump after trump insulted his wife and father and Cruz then took his fucking wife and daughter to have dinner with trump? Fuck that weasely shit stain.

In 2016, South Carolina Senator Lindsey Graham “joked” that if you “killed Ted Cruz on the floor of the Senate, and the trial was in the Senate, no one would convict you.”

I’m sure Donald was really concerned about Sasha and Malia’s emotional well being when he was peddling his birther bullshit for eight years.

Number one red flag for literally anybody I ever meet that I know immediately is a horrendous person to deal with, they make a super obvious mistake and then double down hard as FUCK on it, inventing an entire universe in which their mistake wasn’t a mistake just to avoid admitting to a pretty innocuous mistake.