“You sayin’ there’s a room available?”  - J. Tomsula

He exploited loopholes in the Laws of Nature. Technically, they tortured themselves.

glad it isn’t just me. These autoplay videos are obnoxious, especially when I have one embedded within the article and one on the side, and both are playing at the same time. Get it together gizmodo media/vulture capital overlords

Hope this bitch gets to LA and suddenly Bortles has to start...

The new color rush uniforms are weird

But why be convienient and accomodating to past customers when all four of those games can be played on a paid streaming service thats being heavily advertised?

Iiiiiiiiiiiiin West Philadelphia

Freddie Kitchens came down with a severe case of Coach’s Brain, wherein you overthink a problem with a (relatively) simple solution.

I feel like kicking in the NFL has become a giant mind game.

You sweet summer child. 

I can’t believe the Patriots went to all this trouble to beat the Dolphins.

Porches that are on the second floor or higher are traditionally called balconies.

Disclaimer: My brother sent me this. I did not make it myself 

Hopefully he will do a better job handing off to Saquon than Manning.

hurt, suspended, or in Cleveland

Is Vinatieri the first kicker who is absolutely, for sure a bonafide first ballot Hall of Famer? There’s a part of me that goes “the NFL HOF voting braintrust will find some reason to not want a kicker to get in the first time he’s eligible”...but he’s Adam fuckin’ Vinatieri. This is as close to a slam dunk first…

goddammit, you got me...