This is extremely off topic but does anyone know what kind of prizes come in crackerjack boxes anymore? It’s been a minute since I opened up a box.

“Dolphins head coach Brian Flores declared on Friday, ‘I have a good team.’”

They play in a division with 3 incompetently-run franchises. They feast every fucking year.

I mean, the NFL doesn’t think they can. Remember a few years ago when a kicker/punter actually tackled a guy and hte NFL hit him with a “random” PED test?

So are we just conceding that tackling is not a skill we require in kickers?

I’m guessing at least three of those emails are just Drew using a fake name. Fucking nobody is named Keven. 

This happens to me NOW.

I don’t think I’ll ever remember that the Chargers moved to LA. In a decade, I’ll see LAC on the ticker at the bottom of the screen and still think that the Clippers are playing the Broncos for some reason.

Watched a youtube video recently about how the Charges once missed the playoffs while having the #1 offense and #1 defense in the league. It was incredibly depressing.

“Some people are fans of the Los Angeles Chargers.”

I guess you could say Indy's luck has........run out.

Dearest Mother,

Submissions for the NFL previews are closed. Next up: Indianapolis Colts.

Whatever standard they decide on, I just hope it’s reviewable.

No way anyone would believe that stupid name.

He should do another made up team like the “Houston Texans” next.

Man, that was some dark shit yesterday, huh?

Drew, this was hysterical. To go to all the trouble of writing a WYTS for a team that’s not real is simply genius. 

Well, at least no one’s dad died watching the Titans lose!