You mean when LeBron dragged Matthew Dellavedova and a couple of janitors from the Q to 6 games?

So the Blazers are the Fire Nation?

The ball going into the basket was quite a process.

I used to wonder if Doc Rivers was a good coach, or just a lucky one. After today, I get it. He’s top 3 in the NBA and players love him for a reason.

I once whipped my uncle’s ass at Tekken 3 in front of all of my cousins. Like a week later, his son starts acting up at school and at home. I don’t think it was a coincidence: his kids lost all respect for him.

I knew a guy once. He lost his Lord of the Family status in a best-of-three NBA Jam TE series.

Now his son writes him in as a dependent on his taxes. Boomshakalaka.

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Why wouldn’t we have been excited for Iron Man 3?

To be fair, it didn’t work for the Wii U.

Compare Romo’s observations to Troy Aikman’s and it’s just night and day.

COUNTERPOINT

the Dora Milaje School for Wishing a Motherfucker Would.

Some people took issue with the game’s portrayal of cops and Spider-Man’s relationship to them. Kotaku’s Heather Alexandra critiqued the game’s black and white approach to law enforcement as predominantly unimpeachable good guys and criminals as violent anarchists, but she wasn’t alone. The Ringer, Deadspin, and Dot…

Every week I heard “do your job!” And every week I asked what that is and got no response. So, I went to HR and they answered. And now, when I am told “do your job,” I go with what’s on file at HR and show’em my O face, which means I take long lunches and leave an hour early every day. So, yeah, easy call.

“Hello player; whaaat’s happening? I’m gonna need you to go ahead and come in tomorrow, big game against Louisiana-Lafayette. So if you could get to the field around...9, that would be great, mkay?

Best part about the win?

I said before the game...this shit wack jets browns game will probably be the best thursday night game of the season

The Dualshock is pretty much the advent of the modern controller.

Those offensive linemen do not have Bradford’s health as a primary goal.  If you told me they were a group of highly-trained government operatives tasked with killing Bradford and making it look like an accident, I would not bat an eye.