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He’s a kicker, not a punter.

When you have to bring in Blair Walsh as an upgrade...

THIS Conor McGregor would’ve beaten Mayweather....

You can’t “steal” a QBing job. You win it through hard work. It’s not like it’s a crab leg.

Why do you have a picture of Conor McGregor on this article?

It’s just like real life. Uncle Tony wants the car at 2 am and some cash, and you give it to him once. Then you do it again. Then you’re bailing him out of jail. Then he calls you from a pay phone in philly looking for a steakhouse and a gun. You think to yourself that sounds like fun but I want my money. You give it

Pictured: Direct TV versus Basic Cable Sam Darnold.

This is this dude’s first-ever post lol

Hey Peterman. This chick look like Ann to you?”

[takes a hit of meth]

That’s just your opinion, man. And you know what they say about opinions:

They drafted a running back named after the O.J. judge.

She’s made some calls to the police about “those people.”

Amy Strunk looks like the personification of "Can I speak with your manager?".

Do they know that Todd Haley isn’t the Steelers OC any more? I’m not judging - I only know thanks to Hard Knocks but it’s kinda weird that the whole Steelers paragraph is about a guy who isn’t there any more.

It was my poverty of imagination, that I thought: Huh, I wonder how they got defibrillators through Legal. 

That’s the third wife. This is the 19-year-old stripper second wife.

Sonny Wayne only cares about the Dawgs. The Falcons fan is more likely Mason or Parker.