It certainly does look suspicious. Usually when Manziel catches fire at home, the Browns are there to immediately throw cold water on it.

This is among the stupidest fucking things I have ever read. You should be ashamed for having written it, and if your parents are still alive you should apologize to them. You should also be questioning all of the life choices that led you to the moment where you wrote that nonsense and hit publish. And no one gives a…

One time at summer camp I dared my friend to shit on a plate. He immediately retrieved a plate from the dining hall, dropped his pants, and took a giant shit on the plate right in front of us. He then frisbee-tossed the shitplate into the lake. Days later, a camper in snorkeling class retrieved it. I shattered it on a…

I don’t get how the Dave/Drew thing is a burn

I’d call this the worst case of a guy with an unpronounceable name destroying a Jet in New York, but…well, you know.

“No way a single jet could do that much damage.” - Pete Carroll

Go Jets!

So we can call this one Benghazi, right!?

Oh... we can’t?

Can we please get a “this is sportscenter commercial” where a old school school nurse is checking everyone’s head for lice, and then scott van pelt sits down with a giant smile on his face.

So what? Plenty of Pats fans went out that night and caught crabs.

Oh, well if he’s immortal, I guess it’s not that big a deal.

When your choices are “he got his ass kicked”, or “he was totally beating up that 46 year old man” there is no winning option.

Not unless you were an English major, which based on the fact that you have a salaried career, I assume you were not.

Truly a banner week for news on NFL stars who destroyed digital material under suspicious circumstances.

Don't you mean bonkres?

Tom Brady killed Cecil

Truly the Herculean effort of someone making 8.50 an hour.

Buchanan, who will start school at the University of Southern Indiana this fall, said the whole thing was because he lost a bet with his friends.

That story is making my blood pressure rise, fucking entitled parents are the worrrrrrst.