@UkraineNotWeak: ONNNNE HUNNNDRED AND EIGHTY POINTS!

Programming will include:

@Gourmet Spud: +1, I think I just peed myself a little.

Seriously how the fuck do baseball players become multi-millionare athletes based on their abilities on the field yet manage to fuck up little things like scaling a 3 foot fense or running to first? How? Tell me Scott Downs... HOW?

So what gives? Does Bird secretly have a thing for his pale brothers?

Are The Pacers Too White... Or Not White Enough?

@Dany Heatley Speedwagon: SWEET MERCIFUL CRAP MY STAR IS BACK!

You cannot kill Supermike... you can only hope to contain him.

Fuck the Yankees, Cock!

@X-tacle: +1

*throws "Let's Bee Friends" card for Drew in trash*

@UpstateUnderdog: What about Golden State basketball players?

@Sense_da_Merger: Exhibit A of why the new commenting system might actually make sense.

If this is Duan are we able to talk burrito's?

@Gus Johnson's Cardiologist: Wow... it's just like Cadillac Man!

If you have the misfortune of being at work today, you're most likely Canadian.

@DollaBrand: What's the point of this comment?

@SelfWrighteousMetsFan: About as good as you feel about your baseball team's perfomrance in the month of September.

Is it sad I've been waiting for over an hour for the first post today? I have to enjoy as much uncensored commenting as I can before my unfunny destarred ass gets kicked to the virtual curb on tuesday.

Am I invisible or what? I feel like it's high school all over again. This wouldn't have happened if I still had my star.