why arent imacs touch screen?
they look like giant ipads on a stand

no it creates monSTARS!

thats just like every flash sex game

i once bought my friend a copy of slender the arrival and was thinking about buying it for myself.
later on in the year i reformatted my hard drive and installed the game but couldnt find the key for it.
i emailed them saying that i lost my key and they sent me a new one.
then i remembered that i had never bought the…

fghj

did you steal this?

i have a friend who says she was "raped" by another one of my friends but from her account she just lay there and didnt say anything.
she then dated another one of my friends and what he told us about their sex life was was pretty much the same as her being raped.
how would anyone know whether theyre raping her or…

its like what fights look like in real life with people who are unfit and have no experience fighting

you mess up with one girl and then she tells all her friends and the rumors spread and you have to buy the dlc for another state to try again

shadow of mordor: unity

it looks like a shitty version of google street view

im pretty sure people are actually just waiting for the pc version
weve already played it on consoles

"journalists"

why would you have an editor for a blog?

you dont have to stoop down to their level
repeat to yourself "we are better than them just because we are men"

pathetic, pervy hands

improved battery
built in wireless charging
universal wireless charging technology

heres my headline

beef jerky monster

now i just have to wait for another 3 version of the 3ds when they make a proper second analogue pad and put them both in convenient places
its like nintendo just cant do anything right the first time