no it creates monSTARS!

thats just like every flash sex game

i once bought my friend a copy of slender the arrival and was thinking about buying it for myself.
later on in the year i reformatted my hard drive and installed the game but couldnt find the key for it.
i emailed them saying that i lost my key and they sent me a new one.
then i remembered that i had never bought the…

did you steal this?

i have a friend who says she was "raped" by another one of my friends but from her account she just lay there and didnt say anything.
she then dated another one of my friends and what he told us about their sex life was was pretty much the same as her being raped.
how would anyone know whether theyre raping her or…

its like what fights look like in real life with people who are unfit and have no experience fighting

you mess up with one girl and then she tells all her friends and the rumors spread and you have to buy the dlc for another state to try again

shadow of mordor: unity

it looks like a shitty version of google street view

im pretty sure people are actually just waiting for the pc version
weve already played it on consoles

heres my headline

beef jerky monster

now i just have to wait for another 3 version of the 3ds when they make a proper second analogue pad and put them both in convenient places
its like nintendo just cant do anything right the first time

i wonder if evan got a little sucky fucky for this article

why do you expect a team of men to make games to make women happy?
before all this women in tech bitching started when did anyone ever care about anything apart from how hot a female character was?

also when have you seen an article on mens issues in a womens magazine?
and how many men are crying about that?
its not like…

the first weeaboo

in the future kids will see did you know gaming zelda part 125 and be like "who the fuck is robin williams"
and their parents will be like "he was in a few okay films and voiced a genie in one of them"

because no one is going to give a fuck about robin williams in a few days from now so stop riding his cold dead dick

people are making way too big of a deal about this guy

they look like patent illustrations but shaded
is microsoft trying to patent shitty webcomics?

people complaining about free dlc because they dont get real cars