Christ, I bet you were the kid in high school who retorted to someone saying your mom was a slut by telling them she was in fact a virgin before marriage.

Bullshit. You fauxgressives bitch that the Democrats kept trying to “go high,” now you bitch when a Democrat fights back.

I don’t understand how many people think this was about proving herself right. This was about defusing a talking point.

Amplified. The left needs to stop airing our dirty laundry at the moment and fucking focus.

this is 100% a non-story.

There were people defending this here on the original piece, and I cannot for the life of me figure out how/why.

Maybe I missed something

what does “triggered” mean?  I’ve never heard that before

i wasn’t joking.  that guy sucks

I hope you feel extremely dumb today for saying this.

yeah limp dick liberals with the sense of humor of a middle aged drunk white woman crying about people making fun of Liz Warren being 1/10000000th POC really strikes a nerve, correct.

it’s funny because most of the writing staff are actual leftists but almost all the commentors are whinny liberals who piss themselves whenever Splinter says something mean (and true) about one of their liberal heroes, especially Dear Mother.

then why are you shitting yourself at people calling this stunt dumb?

You ever gonna stop sucking, Danny? Or are you too busy sharpening your knives for the “revolution” that you’re too much of a pussy to fight?

“gimmie 5 bees for a quarter!”  they would say

yeah cool keep doing internet black face like all the other pussy hat wine moms. Liz Warren is confirmed 1/1024th POC now so go wild. 

no kidding. In fact, the actual DNA results are probably even better for the right than they thought they would be.

Warren only ever brought up her Native American ancestry to underline how deep her family roots go back in American history. Having ancestors six to ten generations back breeding with the natives does show her family has been part of the crazy American quilt for quite a while.

All you liberals crying and pissing yourselves in the comments for Splinter being big meanies to Liz Warren over this dumbass move today: read this small paragraph over and over to yourselves and then get ready for Trump’s second term:

wow a “drumf voters tweet from the basement” joke. You’re really on the cutting edge of comedy. Quick! now post a “you go girl” gif! This lame ass shit will never get stale or annoying!  #ImWithHer