Could be worse. It could have ended up looking like the current CR-V.

"and he was also on I Dream of Jeannie if you could stand that sort of thing,"

There's a guy in Massachusetts who had a similar idea, except he used an '05 GTO as the donor car, drivetrain, suspension and interior included. Saw it at a show last summer, and it was done surprisingly well.

I can't log in from work. I may have to spend time in here, if I can.

Test, test, testes...

Well, this sucks. Tried repeatedly to log in at work, but failed. Couldn't view my profile or reply to anything. Every time I tried to post, I got the floating window telling me to log in, then a "but your message didn't post yet" message when I tried to leave the page. I hope this is fixed by tomorrow, since…

People who won't clear the way for emergency vehicles. I realize you REALLY REALLY REALLY want to take a left when the light turns green, but move right and let the ambulance through. You can try again at the next intersection, asshat.

"Yes, the BRZ is slow. Considering how much quickness is available on dealers' lots today, it's tough to countenance the Subaru BRZ soaks up seven seconds to 60 mph."

Are you a douchebag in real life, or is this just your e-persona?

You probably didn't have to add that second sentence.

And for when it can be reanimated no longer, the same company made this.

You sure about that?

The only reason they're able to calculate all this...fecal matter...is because they don't need to spend a lot of time tallying up their sales figures.

As long as the average Cruize owner gets their oil changed at a Jiffy Lube that isn't staffed with a bunch of clumsy oafs, sure.

I didn't realize they made breast implants that size.

The obituaries?

He wasn't trying hard enough.

There are no witnesses to Rodney King's chase, so we have no idea whether it was "crazy" or not.

Is this a Bizarro World version of the El Camino?

Somebody dropped a Caliber in the pool?