A) They're cheap

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You're raining on my parade.

Typical Buick owner, driving aimlessly with the turn signal on.

You taught him to be a bigoted, judgmental troll at such an early age.

I wish more adults knew cars, and not from a enthusiast point of view. I'm sick and tired of seeing news stories where witnesses have to identify a getaway car, or one that mowed down a pedestrian, and the best they can come up with is "It was a dark-colored sedan. Could have been Japanese."

Goddamned Nibbles.

No, they make you the Heat Miser.

So, none of this?

Rahm Emanuel taking credit for a carmaker's improving fortunes? Who does he think he is? Mitt Romney?

I once did that exact thing to a woman drivng an Explorer in bumper-to-bumper traffic. She refused to open the window or put down the phone while mouthing "WHAT????" at me.

I'm kinda disappointed that the phrase "fiery death" wasn't used when it would have fit so well.

It's a Lexus hybrid. According to Toyota, she could have gone another 40 bazillion miles before the battery died on her.

Asshats, yes. But judging by the urgency of her lane-changing, she's seems to know that something's up and wants to get off the freeway ASAP.

Then why didn't it simultaneously throw itself into reverse?

Can't we intelligence-test all the Toyota drivers, or maybe just take them off the road? That would be quicker and more efficient, me thinks.

Carry the GPS? No. But I do have it in the house and program it before I leave on a road trip. If I'm on driving and need to find something, I don't mind pulling over. Look it up, save it, then take a look around where I've stopped. That's one of the joys of driving vs. other modes of transportation: The ability…

I have a GPS with traffic info that cost less than 2 months worth of a typical mobile carrier's data plan. So, no.

But one of the reasons I like my car is because I'm usually alone in it.

The iPhone can't be a ubiquitous part of my life until I purchase one, which will never happen.