1958 sits off to the side and hopes that you think she has a great personality.

The obvious question: Has Mr Hardigree been told about this?

Aw, Hell.

It's amazing how people can escape serious injury nowadays in a crash like this, thanks to ever-improving airbag technology. It's also nearly amazing that people are able to get out of their vehicles after such incidents, with all the inflated airbags blocking their egress.

Nobody wants to associate with Andorra. She's a bitch.

I'd like to think that, at this point in my life, I could afford a better European vacation than one requiring a backpack and a lot of thumb extension.

That was actually the second version....

I am long of limb and broad of beam, and the console in the current Taurus is just too damned wide and deep for me. Rented one recently, but I'll be declining the next time it's offered to me.

They should have completed the look with some of those stick-on wide whitewalls that JC Whitney used to sell.

No, it doesn't. Stories about fixing unfashionable hairstyles belong on Jezebel.

Oh, drat. I had a friend make this, and now I'll never be able to use it in proper context.

As did Cannon.

The Five Hundred was available from 2005-2007.

$1,400? For that kind of money, I could buy two custom GoPed scooters!

Like his brain, most of the food at BK is deep-fried.

Shouldn't that be an act of Parliament?

"Chrysler Puts Laser Focus on Defects"

When I saw "Fargo" in the headline, I was expecting something like this.

Quite frankly, the Riviera name was first applied to hardtop coupes in the Century and Roadmaster series, so a "Regal Riviera" wouldn't be totally out of the question.

For a guy who could hardly walk, Frank Cannon wasn't bad, either.