Needs more Kammback.

This is my NSFW not-quite-a-rebuttal response.

I wish there was a COTWE for that.

A monkey on your back and in your trunk is no way to go through life, son.

Do you want us to mourn a music icon, or some guy from the Beastie Boys?

Bye bye, Bearie.

R = Really, really, really fast

Hertz, Avis, Budget, Enterprise, etc...

I must have missed it. When did Ohio attain affluence?

*Off-topic granite countertops reference*

Neener

*Obligatory Mustang V6 reference*

You also can't get that easy-to-clean vinyl bench seat, either.

Looks more like an F-brake to me.

Keep that up, and you'll never get a job at one of those fancy cable news stations.

It's the gift that keeps on giving.

I always thought coalettes were shorts that look like a skirt.

The $150,000 Mustang is the 41 cylinder model, right?

Driving is better than flying, reason #62: No TSA agents in my car.

I'm hoping they can dig up original bodies from the first-generation Impulse, slap them on the Cadillac ATS platform, and start selling them as Chevys.