If you're asking someone to pony up $24k for a car, you'd better offer a lot more details in your ad than you did, like the reason why it's been parked for so long.

If you love cars (or anything else) its monetary value doesn't matter. It was a rare object that the guy treasured.

Aftermarket hood-mounted tach?

Of course they do, but that's not how bureaucracies operate.

No dear, I'm really listening. You said something about Cheryl buying a new car, right?

Pandering, you say?

I think that most of the vehicles on the women's list can be grouped into 3 categories:

I vote for flywheels and giant pull-tabs.

I think it was import duty, at least for the Japanese. Two-doors were taxed like trucks, four-doors like cars.

And how about those car pool lanes, huh? I see plenty of cars there, but none of them seem to be swimming!

No, we need to deal with volume first, then clean up work.

Just to make society safer, can we round up all the Camry drivers and take their licenses away?

A re-badged re-badge?

"Is it possible for anyone to not be sexually attracted to an automobile as sext as that?"

3rd Gear: I'm going to assume that Mr Wert was checking out the wares that Pure Detroit offers, and not actually shopping for new knickers.

Is it wrong that this was my first thought?

I honestly have no problem with this.

I'm sorry, Sister Mary Acura. I'll try to be a better citizen in the future.

Yes they can, but they should take down the auction if it sells to someone else.

Maybe Nisbhoo should get his mother cataract surgey instead, if that's the car of her dreams.