While Elon Musk wants to colonize Mars, Karma has laid off more employees.

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Sorry, I burned out my clutch.

I think "NO FLUID LEAKS" in a 20-plus-year-old Mitsubishi product is a miracle in and of itself, but it's still Crack Pipe.

People who intentionally cause bodily harm to children, the elderly, or the infirm deserve a good beat-down from the boys in blue, too.

No, not death. Three years in jail, loss of his license for two years after his release, and a good, swift kick in the nuts each week for the rest of his life.

Kelly's Mustang Ghia saw some action too, but she bought up all those videos and destroyed them.

Or Sad Keanu

Ain't nothin' happening in a Yaris with a woman you hardly know.

I'll be nice and not post a pic of Tawny Kitaan "today."

Can't find that scene. This'll have to do.

Too subtle?

Shame it didn't come with a young Diana Rigg.

I gotta admit that Jezebel's "Disgrace For The Cure" is one of the best tags I've ever seen.

Right, but I think he picked that photo for a reason: [jalopnik.com]

I'm old. I've seen it all without using my imagination.

Sorry, no sympathy for drunk drivers. Not a bit.

A dog of a pony show.

I think he means the photoshopping.

"Designer tee shirt." There's something very wrong with that phrase.