You should have been more specific when you asked about the special turbo Probe in the back of the lot.

If he knew how to skate, he'd have been a hockey goon.

So, aside from a '57 Corvette, what else is in his fleet of cars? Does he drive anything that's actually cool and different, or just the usual suspects from a typical Baby Boomer's wish list?

Ever tried to keep a Stratus running? You're looking at Trump money right there.

Spoiled brats with your fancy alphanumeric characters. All we had were dits and dahs and we were happy with 'em!

If WE wanted to make a phone call, we'd have to walk all the way to Shelbyville!

"Only the tinted windows lend the car a bit of douchery..."

And why wouldn't they?

At the very least, they're gonna have to add headrests.

Looks fine to me.

Kinda, sorta. The Wagoneer was based on the year-old Gladiator pickup when it was released for '63, and they shared their platforms and body pieces from the B pillar forward.

Well, I'm now logged in via my old (and anonymous) Google account, and I gotta tell ya, I feel so much more secure and loved already.

Because I'm less likely to be injured when I pay attention to operating my car.

Personally, I'd like to see an homage to "It's A Mad Mad Mad Mad World."

Is it more likely that you'll die if they offer it for sale, or if (when) they don't?

If you Google "custom made decals" you can probably find a print shop in your area that could do that for you. A friend of mine had a portrait of his dog made by one after she passed away.

How about this?

I think it's there for better weight distribution.

Sorry. Have to post this.

Will the Jalopnik stickers be like those family stick figure decals, and if so, who's gonna be the mommy sticker?