RIGHT! I was like “is that echo styler and a rod set? A wig? WTF? and HOW?”

I just...but whyyyy? Not that it doesn’t look great, but...I’ve barely brushed mine today. Hair effort is hard.

I know Jezebel doesn’t really use tags but, I’m suggesting #thisbitch for stories about Dolezal.

I SCREAMED

This story is shockingly similar to the famous Native American spokesperson/crying Indian “chief” Iron Eyes Cody who was late in life exposed to be 100% Italian.

SHE SAID HER HAIR WAS A 4?

It was already annoying being mixed and looking white without this “tragic faux-latto” bullshit in the news.

First things first she’s the realest

but

Have you checked your email spam folder? ?

I mean, we didn’t need to know about the dick size of Matt Sweat either, but we do.

So to be clear, this is just the shaft that is replaced right? Actual balls aren’t transplanted?

harvested from a donor and augmented with abdominal skin

Copied from my post on Gawker, since the entire Gawker empire is now following Biddle’s “I can’t get a job for Conde Nast, so I’ll attack their most-read property” weird crusade (that would deprive Gawker of a good lot of content if they had their way).

...and every other vagina-related insult you could expect from people who have only a theoretical knowledge of the subject matter.

Right, like “Here’s an idea, shove a hamburger in your vagina.”

I always appreciate all the places you can go to remind yourself “Self even though you’ve said some pretty awful things in the past, there are literally thousands of shit spewing trolls who make you look like the saintest of saints.”

Yo, kids! FUCK YOU!