This might be the single most fucked up story I’ve ever heard out of any video game.

Wow, not that I want to cripple someone but this story makes me want to play the game. Sounds like a a+ Horror(rpg/adventure/strategy game).

That one disturbs me, but I’m a huge fan of your movies so don’t feel too bad.

Two in the cyberpink, one in the cyberstink.

to be fair, it’s not entirely clear if Trump actually has a heart.

is Ted Cruz groping himself?
“...and the hooome of the...HHNNNNGG *tweaks nipple* bb-b-b-brraaaave...uuhhhhhhyeaaah”

I’m sorry but if you bring a rifle like that onto public transport in a major city then you are creating a disturbance. Even if it’s not a real one most people can’t actually distinguish that with a glance and even the red safety tip is a ridiculous enough measure it means nothing. If he had done this at the premiere…

Jesus Christ, you IDIOT! There’s a warning on the video for people who MIGHT NOT WANT TO SEE THIS, and yet YOU, in your distinctly FINITE wisdom, decide to post this un-grayed image directly under the video. Fucking brilliant. And they put ME in the greys! If this is the calibre of Deadspin editors these days, no…

Oooh! And installing the game with the floppy disk is it own game where you have to try pick the right floppy disk at each part of the installation. If you do it wrong there is several of other software it installs instead, like a copy of the movie Jerry Maguire.

Oh man,I was really hoping it came on several hundred floppy disks or at least CDs.

HAHA. No Man’s Dance. 18 quintillion dance moves await you in the galaxy of Flashdance! Travel planet to planet and free the populace from their conservative roots and show them the power of rhythmic gyrations!

Didn’t you hear? They’re adding ground vehicles, a planetary base building system (similar to Fallout 4), and a whole planetary political system so you can set up colonies and decide to rule as a king or set up a theocracy with the day 1 patch.

Perfectly said. That’s something that annoys me in every form of media (videogames, movies, music, books, etc). There is a difference between something being bad and something being for a certain audience.

Got the game last night and played for about 3 hours. A few things right off the bat (PS4 version), it’s super pretty, exploring/crafting is deep enough to be interesting but simple enough to not be a total chore. Getting the ship into orbit for the first time is a really satisfying feeling. My son and I flew to a few…

Maybe if you had more badges...

10Ibs Awesome stuff Bro... Keep going! Congrats.

Reading your comment, I was like okay, good, uhumm ok... wait what? you don’t have a cell phone?

Yea because discrimination in the workplace (and yes banning “cultural headwraps” and staples of female clothing like lace, or the ever ambiguous “cleavage” is discriminating towards women and minorities) is no big deal. The only person being unprofessional is her Boss (and he’s more like to be fired than she is).

You see nothing wrong with banning religious head dress? Let me guess - you’re a Trump supporter, right?