Meet Euterpe. Her spine was somehow accidentally removed somehow during her right leg surgery.

I’m sure you could have figured this out on your own, but I meant hook hands. Yes, they have them.

Fucked up run: I had a colony of cannibals. Non cannibal joins the colony. He found love with one of the other cannibals without getting his heart chewed up. He was still forced to eat human meat.

idk man this is pretty hot

Looks like I was wrong about the day one not being a major altering patch. This is great news along with the base building!

Fans do what Nintendon’t.

Metroid 2 remake in 11 hours! http://metroid2remake.blogspot.com/p/about-projec…

...yea, and if you don’t ever want kids then never have sex. Ever.

I think that tin foil hat has obscured your judgement. I’m sure after the day one patch the game will become an early release of Just Dance 2017, right. All previous features removed. Just No Man’s Dance.

This reeks of jealousy. Who cares even if that was true? It’s not going to affect me playing it. Deep breaths dude.

Yea because as we all know a day one patch will turn the game around completely when it’s actually meant for stability. Did you expect a plethora of new content? Not sure who pissed in your face, but you need to get over it.

Whoa, a person who doesn’t guilt someone for liking/disliking the game because it HAS to be the type of game for EVERYONE. Is this the real world?

Gaming “community” in a nutshell: spoiled and entitled.

This is what bothered me: shouldn’t it be Sir Metroid of Zebes?

I guess my pun was not very effective.

Why does being high level mean you have “no life” ? I have a great life. Regardless, would hardly call walking 10k everyday a bad thing and being unproductive.

Surprised they didn’t freeze their accounts.

Our media tends to look on the negative side more because people will read/watch it. Not gonna stop me playing though. Did my first 100km in the last couple weeks and lost 10lbs.

If you were born in the early to mid 90's you would have certainly used or at least seen a corded phone. Probably goes with dial-up Internet too especially with the ocean of AOL CDs. Cellphones weren’t really big until very late 90s and we’re not counting bag phones; those were few and far between outside of the…

Oh Jesus motherfucking Christ, you’re one of THOSE war on Christmas people. Did Starbucks give you an unsatisfactory red cup? Oh no! It must be the liberal agenda taking away your rights!