This is pretty tame compared to the rest of the crap he’s posted. Troll account it seems.

Good as cave story?

Sounds pretty rough son. Now my shipment on the other hand...

I do. Your statement is void.

Eh, I was expecting more of a zerg ceremony where they say the vows and then the hydralisk priest says “you may now assimilate.” Then a zerg queen comes on stage and dumps a bunch of larva on them which infects and puts them in a cocoon. The bride and groom then emerge from said cocoon as a merged mass of a human/zerg…

That would be a very interesting way to handle it just to see how the devs write that into the plot line with your child’s reaction and view of sexual identification. I would be impressed if they went through with it instead of doing “let’s just program it to change the gender values of the dialogue and make it so…

“YOU’RE NOT MY MOMMY! STRANGER DANGER!” - Main plot line failed. That’d be a harsh consequence.

It’s hilarious how much of a stereotype he is. I’m willing to bet he supports those folk. Anytime you start a post with “Back when I grew up”and the sort.... Well you’re just labelling yourself and asking for trouble.

And back in my day, all we needed was a can to kick and a colored kid to make fun of and a triple feature at the nickelodeon, and those gave us weeks of entertainment. We didn’t need any of these stupid iPoods or Tickle-Me-Elmos or whatever those bleepy bloopy home computer gizmos that show cats on the tube. Kids…

It’s new autocorrect feature on iPhone. Apple is redefining the English language.

As if the title could get any worse... Knowing that pronunciation makes it even more ridiculous... I still don’t want to know the intended pronunciation for 358/2 days.

I like to think he grew it after the apocalypse.

The plot is just as ridiculous as the title names: 358/2 days, Dream Drop Distance, Coded, Re:Coded, uncoded decoded coded garble garble garble, Kingdom Hearts χ Back Cover, Kingdom Hearts 0.2: Birth by Sleep–A Fragmentary Passage... try putting these in order....

I mean seriously, I don’t blame her for making that face after catching the dude skin the sausage behind her. And that noise....

Jerkin’ it. He even named his talking nutsack Cheeksqueek.

That picture NEVER gets old.

I’m only posting this spoiler because of your comment, but I don’t believe your Atari would work with this fight:

Yea, typing would affect the Metaton fights, but that’s like just one attack I believe. Also, touch screen for attacks might make the game a bit too easy. Most notably *SPOILERS* just in case:

Ok, good. Because I feel like I actually lost my soul after committing genocide.

That still doesn’t fix it. The true ending is altered because of the genocide. After you do a genocide run you lose your SOUL.