What a fantastic waste of time. He hit a ball 400 feet with a stick, okay? Who cares if he missed the plate by an inch. You can tell the MLB is very dedicated to shortening these games.

This is how my dad got a Kona championship slot. Mom was pretty livid he spent money so he could spend more money to enter a race which, because my dad is an OCD old person, means he gets to spend more money by renting a house down there to train for two months.

Nick Bodell

As a Liverpool fan, this was the best (read: only) highlight from the season.

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Wearing the mask is a good start, but if Cesc really wants to get away with it, perhaps he shouldn’t have worn a shirt with his name on the back.

I don’t see hideous polo anywhere so you can probably scratch Drew off as a suspect.

Actually, Drew, there’s no demonstrable evidence that Goodell is a “shit-eating moron”. At most, you could make the claim that it is “more probable than not” that he...

Obligatory.

Tecate is running a promotion where by buying an 18-pack you can get a mail-in rebate on the cost of the PPV (in fact, buying multiple cases will yield even more of a rebate). They should also have a program where bars that push and move a lot of their product also get their own version of a rebate on the PPV. I bet…

Brutal

Obviously. I mean, since you apparently have time to leave comments on a website you must be done with your work solving the world's problems, right?

It seems almost too obvious to point out that this is a bad, bad list.

This is real hack journalism to suggest fans were booing. If you actually watched video of the kit event a few days ago it was some guy "heckling" Sterling by yelling something about hoping he comes back next year. No booing at all. Nice job trying to stir up clicks through manufactured drama though, you've got that…

Except the part where he wasn't booed. One guy yelled something, which resulted in some cheers. No boos. Boos against Blackburn were from Blackburn fans.

Um, they didn't boo Raheem at the kit unveiling. One fan shouted "you better be in it next year!" Like, "hey please don't leave us." Even the link you provided noted that it was "good natured". A little disingenuous.

There’s no need for commentary about the Boston Marathon bombing. Everyone is already on the same page. That’s what this editorial is about. Thank you.

Horatio Sanz could be heard laughing from Section 410, Row 14

It's the last line of the post.