Kids are top heavy; he would end up like this:

wow, barry. so glad you pointed out that a 17 year old Swedish native who almost certainly isn't fluent in English didn't post a particularly articulate twitter post!

Parents Night is dreadful. Last year I was singled out by a teacher in a room full of judgmental parents because my 3rd grader, for the "art show", drew a picture of a chicken giving a horse a hand-job. Seriously. I have the photo prove it if you provide me with an e-mail to send it. When I got home, I feared…

Probably?

The first rule of CrossFit is you do not stop talking about CrossFit.

SHUT.

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Yes and no. Look at Belgium, look at most of the African squads. Most of their guys go abroad at a young age. They also don't know how to play with each other, so that's something to deal with, but I think its just as encouraging that these guys are going to the world class academies.

Like the Dutch and Argentinians, or Chileans? Columbians? Uruguayans? Strong domestic leagues didnt do wonders for the English or Italians (or Portuguese). I get what you're saying, but its more important that the players are getting exposure to top competition (which younger players are now getting) than whether the…

Thank goodness Titz69 spoke his mind on the issue, now I know which way I should side in the debate

Yes because reminding someone of what they said is a personal attack.

OH MAN SO EMBARRASSING. GOT YOU GOOD.

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CANADA, FUCK YEAH! EAT A DICK, KUWAIT! WE'RE COMING FOR YOU NEXT, UNITED ARAB EMIRATES!

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But 3a needs to be "if you're not a soccer fan, then you don't need to tell everyone how much the sport sucks during the World Cup". This is the only sporting event I've seen where people who aren't watching it feel the need to constantly remind you that they're not watching and that anyone who is is an idiot or…

That's certainly fair, but there's also a rather large group of people who can't wait to tell you how stupid and boring soccer is. If you don't like it, that's fine, but you could just shut up about it instead of being obnoxious. That road definitely goes both ways.

Fair enough, though I think a lot of the backlash against people who don't like soccer is provoked by those same people denigrating soccer, either because they don't like it or as some kind of personal cultural statement.

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