looks to me like they are comparing each of them to Wilt Chamberlain.

The film is likewise phenomenal. Sheen's performance deserved all the praise it got, but what impressed me even more was Colm Meaney's superb, swaggering portrayal of Don Revie. He's a superb actor who deserves to be famous outside Ireland.

But, being serious, the premise of this article, to me at least, is flawed. And yes, I realize the hook is firmly in my cheek, but still.

This is exactly why I can't stand college football. Refuse to watch it. The route running? Puhlease. Watching a far superior Jaguars/Browns game in December is where you'll find me.

Meyler shoves a manager in the technical area and somehow Pardew catches the shitstorm? Bullshit.

Barely fuckin' touched him. Headbutt? No. Aggressive shoulder bump with a bit of a lean in? Yes.

The one shaped kinda like a V.

Because you still have something to prove to your old man?

Some guys can pull it off.

no Lakers or Barcelona one either. This kid needs to step up his game

I don't see what the big deal is. I explode in my wife's shoes all the time.

This guy can get 6 different women to sleep with him? Are we sure he's not the one doing the ethering?

That's weird. When I was a high schooler, it was usually the Argyle that got fucked.

Argyle is not to blame, but I would hate to see this turn into a pattern.

What's secondly?

where does "calling your own teams' player a nigger on Twitter" fall on this Venn diagram?

Deadspin readers see this story, find it mildly amusing, and move on with their lives.

For Christ sake, let the man have his porn. It's probably one of the best ways to deal with having to be around Cardinals fans all the time.