1) Falcao

yes we like sports

You're acting like someone punched you directly in the feelings. Your hobby is inaccessable to folks like me who have no backyard (I realize that you can easily and competently smoke on a weber grill), so I slow cook ribs in my oven. They taste goddamned fine, even if they don't have a sacred smoke ring.

You know what other magical fucking device can do that, but without the need for a huge steel box or egg in your backyard? A fucking oven.

I love how you think I'm an elitist for telling people they don't need a huge, expensive piece of specialized cooking equipment. That is goddamn hilarious.

On what evidence do you make this ridiculous claim?

I'd hazard a guess that the families of the 96 would beg to differ in your assessment of "loyalty" after the 20 years of support they received in their quest for justice.

Oh, and before I forget, WANKER.

dumbshit Noun - A stupid person or someone who makes or has just made a significant mistake. Jermichael Finley, who relies on his hands to catch footballs so he can make millions of dollars, is a dumbshit because he tried to punch someone who was wearing a helmet.

Yale sweaters are actually surprisingly hard to come by.

Perhaps not, but he nude-flashes Chat Roulette like a boss, son.

best line in rap:

Can't listen to The Cypher without laughing, too bad Lion King wasn't on the mixtape