That's gotta be OSU. Right? At Oregon, us Ducks could at least console ourselves with the knowledge that we had the second lamest mascot in the state.

Goddamn it, all the cool trends are happening ~30 years after I graduated from High School.

That's the problem. High fishing rates+low reproductive rates+no international fisheries regime for limiting catch = serious problems.

That review alone is reason enough to give The Stranger a Pulitzer.

Yeah, this is hella funny. Unless this is your own kid. My son broke his arm five years ago. Everything—the injury, the surgery, the recovery—was comedy gold.

This is true, and, until today, I didn't know the difference. Jezebel is educational!

I am so aware. So is the Monterrey Bay Aquarium. They know their shit. are under some pressure from fisheries, and the by-catch involved with these fish is pretty significant. Let's just not eat them. However, I will grant that the IUCN does list them as a "least concern" species for being endangered. I think that the…

That's freakin' brilliant. You go, Mrs. Regrets.

Get thee to a nunnery....oh, wait. You're already there.

Word. Bunch of savages in that town.

But in the end, Leyland is right. That's no foul tip, and it was strike three. Even if it was a foul tip, the ball didn't hit the dirt. I love HD video.

No, MLB is not paying attention, and won't as long as that shitsack commissioner remains in his post. Selig makes Gary Bettman look like Einstein by comparison.

LOL! That's true. But there's crying in baseball movies.

It's a hike, but if you miss AAA, the Tacoma Rainiers have a nice little park. Right off SR-16, easy from I-5, but I think to appreciate the up/down aspect of players moving in and out, you'd have to be an Ms fan, I think.

That must be the world's shortest-fused spoiler alert!

Well, these all looked useless, but then...a piggery? Not everyone can say they have a piggery at their crib.

Yeah, let's see that demo with *full* bottle. I am also waiting to find out that, if consumed in massive doses, this AstroGlide or whatever it's called causes autism, voting Republican, the heartbreak or psoriasis, or enhances the carcinogenic effects of my cell phone.

It's fun to see the Pilots! It's not the big deal that it was when it was more novel, in the early 1970s, and there may not be a few more than 500 folks at the park, but it's good baseball, and since Anchorage can be pretty cloudy in the summer, the quality of light for watching baseball can be remarkably good! I…

Maybe the women and men who read Jezebel like to talk about sports here because there's thoughtful commentary here, and Deadspin really does attract the crowd that barely matured past junior high. And if what you're saying about the abuse from Gawker commenters and writers is true, that's truly awful.

and not every team fields a side that won't be trying out for the diving events in the Summer Olympics. That's absolutely hilarious.