No. Shit. You so totally win. "But he'll/she'll blow his/her chance at college!" Oh, yes, because in three years you'd make what I will earn in ... let's see...between 275 and 320 years. Oh, no. Stay in school.

This totally gives me the creeps.

Well, the Palins love to kick it really old school, founding fathers style, so they might give this a whirl. [en.wikipedia.org](tradition)

I love to see the word "Palin" so close to the word "trial," but my dreams may never come true.

As a guy, I postulate that the more you drink, the better I look. And, now that I've....matured, it's gonna take even more booze.

Guy here, with a vote for cowgirl. Hella fun. You go, (cow)girl.

Wow, that shocking upset of Oral by Missionary threw off a lot of brackets, leaving office pools in chaos, no doubt. But yeah, oral. Giving, receiving, all good. And a lot less work.

A Cougar in Ballard? Do you mean a WSU grad, an older woman, or felis concolor?

Dear Nancy,

Oh, that's a winner right there.

I had the best (female) cabbie ever in Lausanne, Switzerland. I had to get to the university from my hotel, and asked her, in my textbook French, "parlez-vous francais," and she said "non," sort of shyly. "D'accord," I said, in my really crappy French. "J'ai besoin d'aller au universite."* "I have a map, we are here;…

Fair enough. I do think LBJ liked him some dogs. In 1968, that wasn't, unfortunately, a voting issue. But in 2012 it might be for poor Mitt!

Yup. Robert Caro, in his third book, goes rather lovingly into how Lyndon would sit at his desk and moisturize his (apparently prodigious) testicles in front of his (often female) staff. As it were.

Let's not forget his daily testicle massaging rituals.

He loved them so much he'd pick them up by the ears. But, yes, LBJ was better than Nixon, the Bushes, Reagan, and a metric shitton of horseshit, combined. [howdyyall.com]

I'm only a casual fan of football—I've learned a lot from playing FIFA '12 on my iPad, that's about it—but after these highlights, anyone who says football—especially Premier League—is boring and slow is a fool. Thank goodness for Fox soccer and all the other places to watch now.

+1 Epic

This is genius.

In the South of the US of A, if you honk even when grandpa, in front of you at the light, doesn't move for 30 seconds after the light turns green, you get something between the stinkeye and a shotgun pointed at your head. Also, the turn signal blinks, or doesn't, depending on how it was set at the dealership. #nonsequ…

LMAO.