Three years without a test? What do they think those swabs are, FSU football players?

Nah, this is progress — this is the first time the SLPOA has acknowledged that black men have First Ammendment rights.

So, let me get this straight: Missori cops want to punish black men for putting their hands up and saying "Don't shoot." Hrm.

Please oh please let RG3 end up with St. Louis and emerge as their franchise quarterback. This is what Dan Snyder deserves more than anything else.

As a Sixers fan I feel like a cancer kid about to get my Make-A-Wish when suddenly the Lakers mainline cesium so they can meet John Cena.

He's always been one of my favorite players and someone who gets a vague bad reputation for no reason. Man is a model of what you want in a player. He invented the scrappy upstart undersized 3rd round wideout. Yet another thing the white man stole from black folk.

Rihanna sucks. Thursday Night Football Sucks. Get rid of both of them.

So are you saying it was wrong of the Patriots to cut Aaron Hernandez before he was convicted? Or are you just saying that domestic violence isn't a serious enough crime to warrant the same treatment?

0. A spoonful with all three flavors equally distributed

But what is the point of neopolitan ice cream if you aren't going to scoop it lengthwise to get all three flavors?

You wouldn't think a person could be so wrong in a list of just three flavors, but here we are.

Bullshit. Strawberry ice cream is hobo anal leakage. Chocolate rules the Kingdom of Neopolitan with an iron fist. Vanilla gives handies behind the WaWa for pocket change.

I ate a whole bowl (4 scoops) of vanilla yesterday. No toppings.

What's 'winning' here? What makes everyone happy? Changing the name of the team to something else?

Why don't these people just do what I did to get out of my parents house? I am 29 and own my own home. All it takes is a fucking ton of luck and random coincidences!

Worst Idea since the Chicago White Sox's #WhitePride campaign

Football has 11 people on one side of the ball

Oh shut up. No one used the word scandal.

I guess if Favreau wants to say he drew inspiration from Musk he can, but Stan Lee and Jack Kirby were inspired by Howard Hughes.

You wanna know the real tragedy about ESPN having these videos pulled? I actually like Chris Berman MORE because of them.