You forgot racists for cardinals fans

Wow, you’re right.

Of course he’s wrong. This suggests the confederates were right to take up arms to defend slavery. And even if that were “right,” which it’s not, he would still be wrong because they lost ... so they were unsuccessful in making it “right.”

Welcome to life. We are all simply creations of our genetic code and the social circumstances we’ve lived in. There is no such thing as free will or objectivity. We are DNA trees grown by the sunlight of society.

Bullshit. After 9/11 he asked nothing of the nation other than we go shopping and used our grief as an excuse to tear away our civil liberties (The Patriot Act was written in the 90s and passed without being read almost immediately after 9/11 because that’s the only way it could be passed) and invade a nation that had…

Yea, how dare Colbert not take him to the cleaners when he’s talking about his dead son?

Oh yes, you are all such victims. Would you like some cheese with that whine?

Still not a defense for cheating.

Thank you for the amount of joy this joke brought me

It’s more like forcing a vegetarian who works at Quiznos to serve you meat or for the religious a jew or muslim who works at Quiznos to serve you pork. As far as I can tell no one working for Quiznos has ever refused to serve meat or pork BECAUSE WHAT YOU DO DOESN’T FUCKING AFFECT THEM

They’re trying to predict the year the team will actually be good

Define “great song” because I don’t think your definition is the same as mine. If your definition is the same, then there definitely is denying it. I am denying it right now. Watch me deny it: I deny it. See? I just denied it right there!

Jesus fucking christ. Someone was an insufferable English major in college. For most of us that was just a phase we grew out of.

I always thought the term spinster sounded fun. Maybe it’s because I never heard it until I got older, maybe it’s because I always liked spinning .... I dunno. Spinster sounds fun. But yea, we don’t really have a word for the male version because sexism, but I’m pretty sure I’ll be there.

This was created because Pete Doctor moved his family when his daughter was 11 and witnessed what she went through and made a movie about it. The fact that this manifested itself in a way that mirrors some shitty sitcom which itself mirrored several other previous works of art does not mean that this was a rip off.

Leitch actually completely takes away the wrong message here. The message is exactly the opposite of “how awful it is that they won’t be kids forever.”

If anyone’s worked with the older generation in the workplace they know it’s a problem with them that they like to keep your wages down, slash your benefits, and demand higher productivity.

Perfect gif usage, my friend

Yea, I had no idea either. I assumed it was some sort of device that allowed you to race cups of coffee. I am sorely disappointed to find out its a motorcycle

It was the 90s. Everyone was into the dolphin thing back then. Dolphins were huge. Lisa Frank and shit.