Excuse me, sir. He danced during his introduction to the NBA therefore he is a thug who only cares about himself and will never win a championship.

More like flabbergasted at your purposefully misunderstanding history. But I'm glad you managed to come up with a truly intelligent response/defense.

Just sayin' your knowledge of American political history is insultingly stupid. How do you even exist? How are you able to use a computer? Because someone as dumb as you probably shouldn't even be able to wipe their own ass. You truly are a marvel.

wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong

If you cut down one vagina, two shall rise in its place!

That Swing made it into the top 10 proves that Drew Magary has never listened to music in his life

Yea, my thoughts exactly. Kneeling may not have been his preferred way. He was just being polite dammit.

Didn't Deadspin have a post around the time of the game that said how smart it was for CBS to forgo all their planned festivities and instead seriously discuss the Ray Rice story and domestic violence in general?

No, they had to pull the song. From a PR perspective there's no way they could have gone ahead with it. Not because Rihanna is a victim of domestic violence, but because she's a huge, bombastic pop star.

Some people just want to watch the world burn. Only degenerates and pedophiles would list Strawberry first. Frankly, I consider it an imprisonable offense.

What sort of terrorist ranks Strawberry first? Clearly we're dealing with the type of deranged individual who needs to enact a scene straight out of Hellraiser in order to get off. Deadspin should be ashamed of itself for posting such degenerate garbage. Next thing he's going to write is that chunky peanut butter is…

Translation: Here's some shit I pulled out of my ass because I don't want to change the name out of laziness or misplace nostalgia and don't want to seem like a bigot.

I'm of two minds on this. On the one hand an all female Ghostbusters team is super exciting, on the other hand I really don't want it to me a remake of the original.

The real problem with these people is the lack of charts. I demand sex charts!

The shit I took earlier today deserves better than Michael Bay. When it comes to the Transformers movies their shittiness annoys me because of Pacific Rim. Pacific Rim is not some fantastic work of art meant to affect your worldview and very sense of self. It's a big dumb movie about giant robots fighting monsters.…

I love Black Canary and even though she's the most obvious choice, I don't like her for this movie. The other characters are too super powered. Canary works best when you have a league more full of non powered heroes. Batman is the only non powered hero that can stand in the pantheon.

Well, yea, the point is to offend people. But there's a difference between essentially trolling everyone to mock their outrage and actually promoting those ideas.

Applebee's? Man, you must have been really lucky.

She was also rather drunk at the time.

I hated Wilbon and couldn't understand anything Magic was saying so this seems like an improvement to me.