The Flophouse is what Manu Ginobli calls his estate in Argentina.

Aaron Hernandez is turning into Steve Sax from the "Homer at the Bat" episode of "The Simpsons" - except he actually did the crimes.

So, Gronk ends up being the smart one? I never would have guessed.

"Your honor, I'd like to invoke my right to chicken-dance in the courtroom."

It's no wonder that Aaron Hernandez has so much trouble staying in bars, given that he's directly responsible for employing so many people who have already passed them.

hellaflush yo. That sidewall aspect ratio looks just like road car wheels/tires!

When I was a teenager, if we got drunk we just looked for an equally drunk chick when we wanted head.

Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.…

What a remarkable coincidence. The SEC uses the exact same charts to pay by grade level.

Before a capacity crowd at Attleboro District Court...

[pictured] Early reports are he's going to use the 'Dr. Richard Kimble' defense.

"Let us back in! We paid good money to see this Heat playoff game!"

Even if they are, it just gives the manufacturer more money for R&D to produce better cars/technology

Certainly not. It inserts a middleman in between the manufacturer and the consumer, both cutting the profits of the manufacturer and driving up prices for the consumer. It's a relic of the early 20th century and is no longer needed by the manufacturers.

Meth tax?

Jorts tax.

"Just pay Bobby Bonilla in perpetuity. Boom! Problem solved!"

The goal is $43 million, but Blaine Gabbert is doing a lot of the fundraising so they'll likely miss their target.

Confederate flag tax?

"There's a sucker born every minute!"
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