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Like many of the women in Missouri, this story has no teeth.

As a young, successful and wealthy athlete, I'm sure these women are just as enameled of him.

Yeah, that's a pretty good slant on the situation.

That's a new angle on driving. Though I'm sure he's had varying degrees of success.

Strange. You could usually count on Iverson to have five turnovers.

Damned right she should be concerned! Usually after he doesn't pass, he starts shooting.

Jesus loves oil! This I know

Cocaine.

Pff. Scientists. Everybody knows those guys are just a bunch of nerdy losers. What do they know? FOX News and ExxonMobil told me everything is fine, so get your panties out of your pencil holders, nerds.

Because Football requires thinking, something that's not very popular in the US.

listen perpetual motion is totally possible, I mean just look at nicholas cage's career.

I actually think this is a clever move by the Redskins. I mean, say what you will about Luntz, but at least he's got actual experience working for an organization with outdated views on race and a recent history of losing.

Luntz: Thank you all for coming. We're going to start with a simple word association exercise. I will show an image on the screen, and you will tell me what it reminds you of. Let's begin.

I'm guessing "tradition", "fan choice" and "trivial issue" are gonna be the big ones to come out of this.

Let's just fund a 2nd spacecraft and launch it on a collision course. Surely we can think of a 2nd passenger.

Or, as my buddies down at NICS like to call it, The Brady Bill Bunch.

Sometimes it can be hard to decide which cap best represents a player, but in Milton's case it's clearly Andy.

It's the NASCAR driver snack of choice, enough said!

"YOU ARE ALL A BUNCH OF NERDS STOP