Love the sound of the Audi/Lambo V10, so this is great news.

Look at the mud on that Jeep! I also salute you, Mr. Jeep Driver. Using a Jeep for what it was put on this Earth to do.

Congrats, ESPN. You have made Bill Simmons a martyr of journalism.

His reaction at 0:06 clearly suggests he felt something new to cheer for. I can tell by the pixels.

Ferrari is now American, which represents the end of an era.

If I understood Berman correctly there, Ginger Hammer did the right thing by bombing Syria. I think that's what he said.

Look, he's technically correct. Rice punched out his wife and Lewis murdered a guy and destroyed the evidence. Those are indeed different things.

He can crash at Mayweather's house for a while.

Not excited for one reason: Michael Bay. That ensures it'll be a shitty explosion festival.

They're overcompensating.

Don't ever change, willfully ignorant white people. That way we'll always have someone to point to and say "See those assholes? Don't be like them."

*Begins typing annual 200-starred joke*

How are people still giving this con artist money?

You sound like a very sad, bitter person.

You'd need to suspend for 50 games and bar from the hall about 75% of players in the game today just on the prescription stimulants shit alone. Everybody knows those prescriptions are shit. Hell, A-Rod got suspended for using shit MLB allowed him to use (before Selig changed his mind once he realized he had a perfect…

And that still doesn't change that he's one of the best players of all time and deserves to be in the Hall. The hypocrite, self-appointed guardians of the game who get to vote are assholes. Also, Tim Raines isn't in the Hall but Jim fucking Rice is because ESPN ran a year-long campaign to get him elected. Fuck the…

Well, Bonds was a Hall of Famer before he started using steroids, so putting him in with an asterisk is idiotic. He should be in, period. Also, Willie Mays and others from that era use amphetamines, so I guess they need asterisks, too.

Their employees voted it down after continued [bullshit] threats from the TN state government.

LOL even your baseball hot takes suck ass. Bartman screwed the Cubs? Oh, I thought it was their pitching and defense shitting the bed.

WOAH! Guys, guys, guys. We got an internet tough guy here giving us a piece of his mind. I guess we better stop rooting for out country to do well in international sporting events less we piss this guy off.