I dunno why you'd be sad to lose Ryan Sweeney.

If only his leg had a gun to defend itself. Plaxico is laughing somewhere right now, then downing a bottle of Jim Beam.

Excellent. +1

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Photobomb to end all photobombs.

If B.J. Novak and Joseph Gordon-Levitt had a kid.

So him taking credit for Jacoby Jones being good at football isn't a douchey thing at all now? Look, the guy is a great athlete, but let's be real here: He's an asshole.

Except that we don't know if it's a "fact" that he didn't kill anybody, what with him having to dispose of a blood-soaked suit.

"I was just told to put my hand on his chest, and I rubbed my hands down his chest, and then I saw him break through" - Ray Lewis, taking credit for Jacoby Jones being good at football; telling us all God told him to give Jacoby Jones magic.

Like I said, toss the kids thing and he's still an asshole.

Kinda goes against the whole "wholesome man" thing. Also, murder, hypocrisy, taking credit for what his teammates do, and hiding behind God if questioned are other things he does. So we can toss the kids thing and he's still a raging piece of shit.

Good point. People should be pissed at Ray Lewis for being involved in a murder, knocking up 4 women for 6 kids, and being a phony asshole who takes 100% credit for everything his team does and hides behind God if you question him. The deer-antler spray is crap compared to his other asshole qualities.

They're company, not a religious organization. By your logic, I can be a Mormon and not allow black people in my store because my religious text says they're bad.

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This is an argument a 7-year old makes about eating broccoli.

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Always and forever.

I'm seriously supposed to read this insane diatribe. Look man, you need help. And honestly, if you look at posters around you, it's kinda obvious you're really the troll on this issue with your Randian personal obsession with hating Tesla Motors. For the record, if I could, I would buy a Model S. It's a badass car.…

Under threat of violence? Holy shit, tinfoil hat much? Tesla's financials and the awards the Model S got suggest it's going places. Look, I'm gonna end this here. You believe the batshit lunacy you wanna believe, so have fun with that. Just do us all a favor and keep the crazy to yourself and your padded room. Have a…