THIS

I'll be the guy to ruin this. We need somebody who will like...help bring high-speed rail* to this country, while also helping to upgrade our crumbling roads and bridges.

Oh not this teatard shit again. They're cash-flow positive, will start being profitable this year and are on track to pay their loans off just fine. GET. OVER. IT. Tesla Motors wins the universe, you win a load of spiteful butthurt.

How many more hints do I have to give you that I'm not approving of this score? - God

+∞ for you

Running the franchise they got from daddy into the ground and cashing out ASAP.

No he wasn't. Boston was his #2 choice. Seriously, the fact that Orioles fans still imagine him wanting to sign their lowball offer that may or may not have existed is hilarious, especially considering the state of that franchise back in 2008/2009 winter. It's the height of absolute delusion. The Orioles franchise is…

Damn it I hate getting teary-eyed.

You tosser. Do you just imagine American history based on tall tales from Glenn Beck or have you ever actually read a book? You realize those glory days in the 40s, 50s and 60s featured big union membership and high wages for American workers, right?

I am shocked, shocked to see that this post about the decline of America has immediately gotten swarmed with batshit conservatives who couldn't pass a 3rd grade history class. Holy crap, folks, unions were so bad that a third of America belonged to one in the glory days and could afford homes on one salary. Politely,…

I don't even. What are you complaining about?

What? Te'o still lied for at least a month at the minimum even in the best case scenario for his side.

Wait, what?

In stitches. +1

The Ginger Hammer won't be pleased.

We're all getting a group fare straight to hell for this. +1

Two rings, and they can probably fit on his balls.

The lovely thing about Deadspin is when funny, and good-point-making articles get dipshit trolls with zero sense of humor or self-awareness who spam the crap out of the comments. Ravens fans have been feeling the twinkies firm up watching Ray Ray do his dance for years, so of course they explode with trolling fury.

+1

The Gamboa strikes again. +1