The black helicopters are coming for your guns and pick-up trucks! All those scientists are in on the conspiracy! Only the oil companies and Republican party are telling you the truth, the rest of the world is out to get you!

He's straight up trying to pretend he didn't know now; despite him making up all the shit about this fake girlfriend and feeding it to the media. Holy fuckballs, please for once American shit media don't just be useless PR machines. Point out this asshole is a lying fuck.

Fraud-ass mofo.

Man, this Seinfeld reference flew 50,000 feet over people's heads.

And now the part where ESPN, CBS, et al. pretend on air they're not a bunch of lazy, ratings-driven dickbags who repeat narratives.

The Huayra is due to be certified for sale in the US in the first half of the year. They went through the whole process, crash tests and all.

Breaking News: Dumbass jock is a dumbass jock.

I'll take one in blue, dark blue, black, red, both the orange ones, and both the yellow ones. Because I am awfully indecisive.

Now I can't unsee it. Damn it.

I actually support this. Snitch on the other mofos. At least that way dumb-ass media can stop with the fake outrage and realize everybody at the front was doping.

I think maybe people are now used to the Apple cycle and nobody wants to buy an iPhone 5 because they know the 5S or 6 will be coming at some point. January is awfully early for that, though.

I love the Stingray, but that Z51 looks oh so extra sweet. I expect the ZR-1 at this point to be an actual C7.R with a twin-turbo engine delivering enough torque to spin the Earth when you step on the gas.

Definitely.

Tesla invented a whole lot of other stuff, some viable and leading to our modern world, some batshit insane.

Oh sod off, The Show is a crap franchise.

The lack of competition for baseball games allows Sony to publish the same game for the past three years with their The Show franchise. Still same bugs and glitches, still 1950s stats (and when they tried to go sabermetric, they couldn't get the most common ones like fWAR, rWAR, VORP, EqA, OPS+, etc. Eight years after…

Thomas Edison is still the go-to "INVENTOR!" guy in this country. Come on, America. TESLA is the motherfucker you should be praising, not the guy who took a bunch of patents out on his employees' work.

There's a difference between blowing car manufacturers and getting access. Access does not mean the car will get a 10/10 review.

WANT NOW. Between this and the Viper, it's been a great year. Can't wait for the new Mustang, too.

Endless intros. They've had like 3 "here it is" moments only to go to another video.