I like. I like a lot.

Uh, Predator front grille?

I agree with you 100%. I was just mocking the batshit "EPA IS TEH EVIL BECAUSE OIL COMPANIES TOLD ME SO" folks.

Nah, bro, that's freedom. Freedom from evil, tyrannical gubment agencies trying to regulate pollution, I mean freedom.

If Lincoln can keep their cars looking good (and being good), they might make it. Anybody know why they dumped the classic names for the modern "MKrandomletter" crap?

...Men. I suppose it varies by where you are. In Brooklyn, it's the description I gave you: male, balding, middle-aged douchebags.

I always see balding middle-aged douchebags trying to look young in them.

Balls. Every time gas prices drop new house-sized SUV's appear in Brooklyn. I'm not the only one who thinks that Infinity QX56 thing is a piece of shit, right? How small does one's manhood have to be to need one of those?

Everybody is doing the angry-eyes-headlamps and open grille. Everything Ford and both Tesla cars have the look, too.

Seriously. And it turned out to be a dumbass rant about the internets.

Still waiting on Bishop Rotary Valves (go fuck yourself for banning them, FIA) or at least the Renault-patent hydro-electric cam-less valvetrain if using poppet valves.

I know, maths are hard. All those 1's and 2's and stuff. Like you gotta use your brain and stuff.

Sigh. Fuck off, Rosenthal.

The BBWA voters are mostly braindead old dickheads who feel they're guardians of the game. Forget the fact that they were on Sosa's and McGwire's balls while those two walking chemical experiments were tainting the game they so love. Bonds was a Hall of Famer before steroids in 1999.

You're a fucking idiot. I didn't stutter. RBI? Batting average? Do you have more than two working brain cells?

It's really great that a group of ignorant, old white men who think RBI is an important stat get to decide who is good enough to get into the HoF. Tim Raines and Craig Biggio not in but Jim Rice made it in when he was eligible. Imbeciles.

Well they have crowd noise when using the regular bullpen phone anyways. What is the difference exactly?

No access to outside network. This is essentially a gimmick, really. Bullpen cell phone connected to dedicated dugout-to-bullpen cell in bullpen, same in dugout. It's essentially like a cordless phone set-up for your home.

+100

The bullpen phone cell infrastructure will be totally separate from the T-Mobile general consumer network.