He'd win in a landslide in a mouthbreather state like Florida or Kansas.

The h.265 format (standardizing in January 2013!) will make 4K viable soon enough.

I'll take 3!

Well that settles it. Full tackles on kneel-downs from now on. Still a dumb idea that's more likely to get people injured than actually tie the game.

Finders Keepers!

Definitely not. Oil subsidies are more important.

Ignorant right-wing troll is ignorant.

Fanboi Alert. Learn to take a bloody joke, eh?

CommentOfTheDecade.

Hennessey is a con man. Come on, Jalopnik, don't give this guy PR.

Greg Schiano's hoping Vilma stays suspended.

It's a big problem here in NYC, too. Unfortunately, the local politicians here all bend over for the city's SUV-driving ragedouche population. If you bike and hit a person, your ass is in trouble. If you run somebody over with a car, ha, good luck having the NYPD give a shit if you're the victim.

Warp drive and quantum compewters. We are lucky motherfuckers to live in this age.

Am I looking at the same replay? He went down, but the ball looks to be held tightly with his right arm during the play. Doesn't look like he almost dropped it.

Dumb move by Schiano. Forget unwritten rules, it's just fucking dumb. You lost the game, accept it and move on. There's a reason the the formation involves everybody in a nice tight group with a guy in the back to look over: to make sure nothing goes wrong. Nobody is going to fumble the ball there, no matter how hard…

Called it!

It was a dumb "DERP LOOK AT HOW OLD SCHOOL WE ARE WE PLAY TO THE LAST SECOND" move. Seriously, fuck that.

This.

I so wanted Nicks to somehow stumble 5 more yards and give Eli the team single-game passing record and get himself over 200 yards. I'm unsure on the reviewed completion. Mike Pereira didn't seem to mind, so for all I know it could have gone either way.

Is it spoiled that I wanted Nicks to tumble five yards more on his last catch to get him to 200 yards and get Eli the single-game Giants passing record?