After the "OMG" game last week, this is the one where Romo throws 3 picks and the Cowboys lose 4 fumbles, right?

He gave you 510 yards and 3 TD's. I'd take it. QB rating only 89 or so, but still, 510 yards!

Can Gizmodo hit up Apple and find out which of the 3 iPhone 5 models they'll be selling unlocked in the US (last year was end of October I think) after the carrier obligations are fulfilled? Those of us on T-Mobile are interested due to A1428's support of E-UTRA Band 4.

Four squares is not exactly unique.

I'll go ahead and be a dick. Don't fucking use NASCAR as your auto racing example. It's pro wrestling on wheels for dipshit rednecks, it's not racing.

Strike 3

Nothing I can say that doesn't already point what what a blithering idiot you are, but I'll try. Maybe some want their iPhone and its music-playing, games-playing capabilities without signing a big contract.

The best part was the evil computers showing the pitch crossing the strike zone.

KIRFs. Probably the Chinese iPhone 5 dummy models like the stuff one case maker was showing off at IFA.

Well aren't their TV ratings and race attendance down recently?

He's just a hick. Dumb teabagger gonna teabag.

I'm hoping for the best. That being said, anybody know the financial structure of this? Would the Frances be able to liquidate and shut down their Grand-Am operations to keep the redneck oval series going if the finances there get wonky? This is what concerns me. The France's number one priority is to promote NASCAR.…

Since when did the Ginger Hammer get an account on here?

Santander is a Spanish bank. Have you seen some of the shit McLaren sells to its fans?

Where the fuck is Rolf?!

You really get the trolls' genitals quivering. They are out in force.

Excellent. GIF of the century so far.

As a Giants fan, I agree with this. Giants will probably stumble in this game (our secondary is still shit) and the Cowboys will instantly become Super Bowl favorites after this game. "TONY ROMO HAS FINALLY MATURED INTO A CLUTCH QB!!!!!!1111"

The embedded MLB video clips they let other site use are hilarious little video windows the size of a postage stamp. That way the user says "fuck this" and has to go to MLB.com to watch the highlight. And fifty thousands shitty ads.

So this confirms it. Baseball's media department really is run by bumblefuck morons. No wonder they so desperately try and keep their own fans from being able to watch the sport. But hey, they've got Glenn Beck's seal of approval.