Great point, except that this is actually a very old story.

This is some brave shit.

Josh Hartnett has always looked exactly like Tommy Lee Jones to me, and Tommy Lee Jones has always been a million years old, so I can't find either of them attractive.

This was me, my friends in elementary school, and Josh Hartnett. I never got the appeal, and I still don't.

Pretty fucked up to talk about women—even women you don't like—as merely being things to stick a dick into.

Flesh receptacles? As in, vessels to be filled with flesh? That's what you feel comfortable calling these five women?

I have two minds about this. One is that you are totally right — a fashion show is no place for a toddler. No one else would dare to bring a baby there. The other is, these are parents who, if they don't take their kid to work on a semi-regular basis, would never, ever see their kid. It's actually kind of nice to see…

I imagine Bruce telling each daughter a different story, a la Tyrion Lannister, and seeing which version makes it out into the gossip ether first.

HER STOMACH LOOKS LIKE MINE!!!! HER THIGHS LOOK LIKE MINE!

There's nothing wrong with her body, that's how a 47 year old body looks, if you're lucky and have very, very good genes. Why people should continue the myth that beautiful = young I don't know. Because as a species our window of youth is relatively small, and we'll be old far longer than young. That's a long time to…

"There's a protein synthesis called carbonylation where the skin becomes more opaque,"

Bought a white wall-shelf with various things to put on it for Vday (girl I was friends with back in High School, reconnected years later and it's been 10 months of heaven together)

Can we get a study on the disgusting eaters whose maws are like mysterious sound amplification chambers? Even with their mouths closed, they can make the crunch of a single potato chip reverberate throughout the house. Don't care how fast or slow you are eating I shouldn't be able to hear you chewing boiled rice from…

oh HI ROCK DAAAD

Good evening, Jezzies! I hope everyone is having a great weekend.

it should be illegal to do what most of the papparazzi does. it's straight up stalking and invasion of privacy, etc. i am not going to act like i am not a consumer but jesus h christ.

I think too many people assume that, for anyone who experiences acquaintance rape, that experience will act like a switch on their feelings, and, BOOM, you'll clearly feel like that person is an asshole. That probably happens in some cases. But when it is someone to whom you are close, whom you trust, with whom…

Listen, I'm not here to ruin anyone's good time...