Ha! He should try having a female profile on fetlife.

I checked your avatar & you look like a total babe.

Thank you. This was really eloquent and moving.

Thank you. A neighbour called the police on me and my ex once because they heard me screaming through the walls, and by god did I pay for it once he had charmed the officers away from the front door.

Thank you. A neighbour called the police on me and my ex once because they heard me screaming through the walls, and by god did I pay for it once he had charmed the officers away from the front door.

Thank you. I took pictures of most of the black eyes my ex gave me, and if I hadn't had those to look at & remind myself why I finally left him, I think I would have gone back.

No worries! I take Microgynon, which is a combined pill (oestrogen + progestogen). It was designed for people to take pills for three weeks, then take no pills for one week. This causes a withdrawal bleed. If you skip the pill-free week by going onto the next packet when the first one ends, you skip the withdrawal…

Hello friend! I know you didn't ask me, but I've been on Implanon for 4 years now & I started having crazy long periods a year in (longest was EIGHT SOLID MONTHS) so now I'm on the pill as well. It's completely sorted me out. I skipped my last period (just couldn't be bothered with it tbh) and there was no spotting or…

I've been disqualified from dating because of my height. I'm a girl. My current boyfriend told me that he always liked short girls better, and that when we started dating, he wished I was smaller. He hates it when I wear heels. He's not the first guy to tell me I'm 'too tall'. Women have height insecurities too.

"they" as in Ke$ha's publicists? What makes you so sure they're not telling the truth?

Actually, co-morbid drug addictions and eating disorders aren't uncommon. If she does do drugs, it's perfectly possible that it's connected to an eating disorder. I became addicted to drugs partially because they helped me lose weight, and gave me the energy that I couldn't get from food. In my case the eating…

I DID TOO!

Ahhhh, it's really difficult embarking on a brand new relationship with someone who lives 300+ miles away, especially a relationship built mostly around sex. We lasted about a month or two, with both of us seeing other people, before I ended up accidentally getting serious with my current boyfriend.

What does this story have to do with Russia?

Thank you, intrepid explorer! I thought it might be a tall queen in tall heels.

Five or six of my male friends had/have a video of me taken before (and possibly during??) the one and only time I blacked out from drinking too much. I have no idea what happened, but I woke up naked in the shower with a pretty big gap in my memory, so it could be terrible. I've only seen the first few seconds of the…

I also would like answers to these questions, but I really don't want to watch the footage to find out.

NO THIS IS PERFECT. My last boyfriend had this as a rule & at first I was really worried because I was frightened of the pressure but his game was so strong that I'd often have 5+ orgasms before the PIV had even started (making the PIV fucking mindblowing).

my friend Miguel is Portuguese and he proudly calls himself Latino. I mentioned this once during a conversation with a Cuban-American and they went absolutely batshit. Apparently it was really offensive to them because Portugal colonised Cuba & therefore Miguel is oppressing the Cubans by appropriating their word (?)

THEY'RE A COUPLE??????!