Oh, now I get you! Thanks for clarifying.
I totally get what you're saying, but generally speaking tonguing someone's freshly cleaned asshole is probably less likely to cause an outbreak of facial spots than being laissez-faire with your makeup brushes.
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Ooooh, I thought Nip/Tuck was pretty good for quite a few seasons. Willam Belli was great in season 3. I've watched every episode of Nip/Tuck and Popular more than once (some more than twice!) and yet couldn't even finish the first episode of Glee. Strange. Maybe I should give it another go sometime.
Did anyone watch Ryan Murphy's Popular in 1999? It was like Glee, except really really good. I've been rewatching it recently and remembering just how good it was. I will never really get over the fact that it was cancelled on a cliffhanger.
Not sure what you're trying to say here, but your comment did suddenly remind me of a documentary I watched on Seymore Butts years ago where he went to a porn expo and someone tried to sell him some Assterine (ass Listerine! see what they did there?) and he was like MY PEOPLE WILL BE VERY INTERESTED IN THIS.
Not sure I know how to post on Groupthink, but I shall give it a go in the name of pornographic hilarity!
How I wish I could submit a painted butt in lieu of the post-war world cinema academic journals I'm supposed to be writing right now.
Eventually, yes :)
When mine gets bad enough that it starts to bum me out, I start scrubbing it daily with Lush Fresh Farmacy soap, then apply tea tree toner water (also from Lush), then lots of aloe vera moisturiser and it mostly clears up. I hope you find the right combo of products / processes soon, as I do know where you're coming…
Eagle VS Shark, Submarine, Moonrise Kingdom?
Yes. I mainly go with 'not giving a fuck' though, but results may vary on that treatment.
Nope, technically just an amateur. All my "professional" experience is actually in drag make-up for pantomime dames. I wouldn't mind painting butts for a living, but I'm currently at film school, so don't really have the time.
100% true story. A very good friend of mine used to be a pornographer, and has THE BEST stories from zir time on the job.
It's really just the same as face make-up, except you use it on your butt. (And then not on your face, because face and butt make-up and brushes must be kept separate, for hygiene.)
Studio lighting can highlight imperfections and blemishes, so a lot of different body parts often at least get powdered before they go on…
Did you know that porn stars have different make-up for their faces and butts?
Follow up question: did you know that if you're a porn star and you behave like a real diva bitch, you run the risk of your disgruntled make-up artist switching your powders and brushes so you end up with butt powder applied to your face…
SAMESIES. I'm dyspraxic AND a circus performer, so I tend to engage in random bouts of stretching or contortion and/or fall over a LOT. I often rip holes in my underwear / leggings / literally any clothes I'm wearing without realising, simply by falling over or doing some stretching, so these would definitely snap…
I moved back in at 24. Still here at 25. Might print this list out and give it to my mum, with "move back in" highlighted, and a winky face drawn next to it in biro.
I cried at that one too!
holy shit, yes. I would have been ALL OVER that. I begged him to go to the doctor when he started punching and strangling me in his sleep (he was actually dreaming about killing me and acting it out while sleeping, it was fucking terrifying) and he finally agreed to go and then apparently the doctor was just like "You…
Is it Khloe? She was arrested for a DUI. I only know this because the gif of Kim taking selfies in the car on the way to the police station while mama Kardashian says "Kim, can you stop taking pictures of yourself? Your sister just got arrested." is all over tumblr.