Next time, just tell him that you eat whatever the hell you want. Who’s in charge here?

but changed my mind after a snooty waiter told me they wouldn’t pair with my entree.

If it makes you feel better, somewhere out there is a guy must be the chance to go big on Enron stock and turned it down. He must have been really annoyed about it when 2001 started.

Counterpoint - Use all your money, because, like, what even IS money anyway, man?

This is not investing, it is engaging in speculation. Any money put into crypto should come from excess money that you can afford to lose. Don’t touch your IRAs, 401ks, kids college savings, rent/mortgage payments, insurance, etc. Use instead the money that you would have blown on lattes, movies, etc.

If those bitcoin miners actually made sense, wouldn’t they just keep them all, run them themselves, and keep the profits?

I like how when taxes are cut for the rich and we criticize it, we all get yelled at about how “it’s not a zero-sum game!!”

Can’t get blood from a stone.

IMHO, the Space Needle for lunch is a good buy, especially compared to the cost of going to the top. It’s 22 bucks a person just to go up, not much more will get you a lunch with a awesome view.

Found the transplant. You’re welcome to go to back to California.

Well the guy DID try to bottle and sell New York tap water. And now he’s working on monetizing meditation... At least he’s sticking to his main strength: marketing.

I haven’t read the entire article but this sentence has already paid for the cost of readership.

This. 1,000 times this. Drew was wrong, though. Ask 1,000 weight lifters the best routine and form and you’ll likely get 1,500 answers.

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Your take on the weightlifting question is 100% correct. There is nothing that hardcore fitness people love more than telling you how wrong you’re doing literally everything in the gym. Put your workout pants on one leg at a time? BULLSHIT, you should sit on the bench and put both legs in at the same time in order to…

Point for being correct, and an extra point for actually using ‘literally’ correctly. Thank you, good internet person.

Isn’t this literally what the Fantastic Beast movies are? The first one was pure tripe and the next one has Johnny Depp playing Wizard Hitler so I’m not holding my breath on it being much better.

Where’s the article about the most important part of the game? Gronk was held catchless to finish the season with 69 receptions.