I am not worthy to even read your amazing comment!

I am not worthy to even read your amazing comment!

This is all very well and good, but what the Instant Pot really needs is an attachment to turn it into a high-capacity espresso/cappuccino maker.

This is all very well and good, but what the Instant Pot really needs is an attachment to turn it into a high-capacit…

Oh, come on. These are the cultural descendants of people who thought that the title: Imperial Wizard of the Knights of the Ku Klux Klan was cool!

What format is being used for this document? Can the metadata still be recovered from it?

I am kinda deaf, and I also hate (really hate) talking on the phone.

Not telling you is different from ‘hiding it’.

What about everyone else? And does a single domestic violence misdemeanor mean one is to be deprived of all gun rights?

I’d like to see some stretchy, genius bacterium try to wield the Universal Nullifier against him!

He doesn’t believe his own CIA and FBI. Why should he believe any other agency?

Wow. Amtrak needs to invest in some of these Japanese stalled-elevator toilet kits!

Drop it from orbit, and let it get sterilized in a giant fireball.

They’re made of holly berries.

I didn’t know that Bellatrix was First Lady.

If you’re in a hurry, it doesn’t need to be fancy . . .

waitaminnit . . .

a disk golf course in Arizona built on a natural desert landscape

I don’t understand his concern. After all, the troops will surely be disarmed before they can get anywhere within range of him.

I wonder what was the manufacturer of this elevator? The original Otis elevator had some kind of braking system that was independent of the cables, so it would stop even if all cables were to fail at once.

Seeing as these are enormous stellar phenomena that we’re looking at, I’d say that it looks like a case of the bloater drive gone wrong.

“Can’t you take a joke?”