He is stupid, but he also has the effective instincts of a beast.

You can form a club!

We need to see some Taidy Chi moves

I’d guess you would fit right in here . . .

IHOP will ‘turn the P upside-down on 6/11'

Naah.

Sounds like you need Detritus’ cooling helmet

She was poisoned by Russian agents. A little warning to Donald that ‘there is nowhere to hide’.

Well, I think they normally make a good living taking bribes . . .

I remember one episode about lobsters. One chef was making a soup, and you could see the cut-off lobster leg twitching in the stock as it simmered.

When I first heard that she was going in for surgery, I though that she was poisoned with a Russian nerve agent. Kind of a message from Uncle Vlad telling Donald that he isn’t safe anywhere, even in the White House.

For sheer weirdness, though, I cannot find anything better than Iron Chef Thailand’s theme ingredient:

Here it is. It’s from the Horsehair Crab Battle

This is worse than space kimchi!

Gaah! I Love these!

‘Always a pleasure!’

Did you look at the screenshots? “It’ll buff out”

Right. A Tweet is going to show that she is still alive and doing fine? Maybe Putin didn’t use a nerve agent on her, as a warning to Donald. Maybe he used Polonium, instead, which would cause her hair to fall out. That would make it impossible for her to make public appearances.

(In any other administration, I would be…

He wasn’t in uniform, so I guess they couldn’t tell that he was, like, a *tame* negro.

There is a short story by Isaac Bashevis Singer about a man whose son is tired of living in the Jewish ghetto of an out-of-the-way Polish city. This son decides to move to Warsaw, to be a writer for a secular Yiddish-language newspaper.