“Don’t worry, the tree is doing very well.”

What if my check engine light turns off after a week of driving? Does that mean my oxygen sensor got cleaned somehow, or does it mean that the computer just gave up?

My mother-in-law used to be a teacher. One day, she came to her class, and told them that they were all getting an ‘A’ on their assignment, because . . . her dog ate the entire class’ homework before she could grade them.

What? Did someone pee on that meatloaf?

I hear that crop picking jobs in California are paying better, lately.

Second, who keeps telling folks to just hang a wrinkly ass bedsheet and call it a backdrop.

I am often a racist. It is as natural as breathing, and requires constant awareness to keep it in check. With that awareness, I do my best to act like a person who is not a racist.

EXACTLY!

Ryan Holle is serving a life sentence for murder. Not accessory to murder, but murder itself, on the theory that “The Hand of One is Hand of All”.

. . . Unless you work for Mishima Heavy Industries’ Secretarial Department Flying Column!

It seemed to be an interim stage of some sort. The company makes a lot of different metals stock. Most often, I see their copper electrodes for electroplating (I think) being transported on flatbed trucks on the highway.

Here’s a video of the view outside the log. It is amazing the kind of scale they are using for this operation.

We have both a chile agricultural base and salt domes in southern New Mexico.

. . . just because we voted them in . . .

Yeah, actually, I think that they probably exhibit an attitude of entitlement and disrespect that objectifies any woman they attempt to connect with.

They have evolved such a level of cuteness that their prey are stunned into immobility when they encounter one. The marten can kill and eat at its leisure.

Not the Papuan blade, but there are videos on making knives from various types of bone.

I’m a geeky, nerdy guy. I have no fashion sense, and have a genuine diagnosis of Aspergers Syndrome. And yet, I was able to score a hot babe, and marry her.

I agree. I don’t know if she was aware of it, but it is way creepy.

waitaminnit . . . he killed ten people because he’s frustrated that nobody will have sex with him? What the hell?

This is definitely an act of terrorism, just like the recent Maryland school shooting in which a boy killed a girl who broke up with him. The message:

‘Never reject any man’s advances, or you will die.’