Yeah, but I cannot get anyone to do it like that. It is hard enough to get them to wind the cord up at all, instead of leaving it in a tangled pile.

It always sounded like something written by Dr. Bornstein.

You forgot to add the yuuge fight between Trump children and ex-wives for a chunk of his money. They’ll be cutting his thumbs off, to use his fingerprints.

Indeed. When Antonin Scalia died, my first thought was: “I would have been OK if he had just retired . . .”

‘. . . a solitary life, fending entirely for himself . . .’

NO! Nooooo!
I want to pamper and spoil that lil’ kitty!

Elmer’s glue is water soluble, although I’d have to soak it for a long time for that to be of any significance. So it’s a good call for almost all applications of this kind.

I nearly killed myself by trying to manually suck the air out of a plastic bag with the Superglue tube inside it. There were enough vapors to set me in an unpleasant coughing fit. A machine probably won’t mind, though!

This is the standard method, and it works quite well . . . for other people.

You have the right attitude!

Bonus Lifehack:

Sometimes, I just squirt a bit of ketchup on the door (inside of the door) as an indicator of dirtiness.

. . . and how to properly cook a steak.

Here are some of my guesses.

I find it stunning that an article with this title does not include any reference to Art Buchwald’s “The Six-minute Louvre”

It was my understanding that eating while walking was frowned upon.

The cafe owner spotted us, came outside and apologetically informed us we shouldn’t be standing there as it would upset his neighbour.

I think it’s supposed to mean “don’t loiter”.

Wow. That sounds really bad.

What really got me laughing was the footage right after the Kia makes its landing.

Paris used to be served by a city-wide pneumatic tube system. One could send a message through the city using this system, commonly called the Pneu. It was ended in 1984.