Confused, so help me out. I think it goes:
1. Tips must be pooled
2. Tips must be shared among workers
3. Except if they’re making minimum wage, then rule 1 only applies.
4. So, if you pay them minimum wage, there is no requirement that tips must go back to workers!
5. Profit!

I’d vote for Zombie Sherman for president!

This is a strange thing to say, and derives from a scarcity viewpoint that has lately become prevalent in conservative circles. The economy is not a zero-sum game. Instead, wealth can actually be generated by commerce. Even the community that the birders left benefits, since the birders would have purchased gasoline…

Aside from the raw dollars carried and spent, the act of spending money, instead of keeping it in one place, increases the velocity of money.

I’ll have you know that, as an American of Asian descent, I am counted among the useful untermenschen!

The Blob is awakening!

Pay attention, and learn from elections in other states. I thought that, surely, Moore would be unpalatable. Now I know that I was very mistaken. Even if he’s found in bed with an underage girl today, he’d still win.

Specifically, Vote Democratic! All the way down the ticket.

I, for one, think it’s great to see anyone having a great time, and showing joy in their lives! I may not be into fur, but I do love to see people having fun.

. . . why do they always comment on these types of argument asking why would someone not like furries?

The two are not mutually exclusive.

Yeah! I hate those guys and their stupid costumes!

. . . when they go out in public in their costume and act like its completely normal and you’re supposed to think its cool.

Yeah. There’s a pretty good case for the Empire as a force of order and justice.

Strange that a guy who intended to die at the scene was so concerned about protecting his hearing . . .

It kind of looks like a pork stretching machine

I love Alfred’s topknot! (or whatever it is . . . )

Holy crap! I had no idea there would be so many recommendations!

IIRC, this guy has a six-letter DNA code:

I recall a paper in Nature about 20 years ago in which the impact of a five or six letter code was simulated mathematically. It turns out that four is about right. With fewer letters, or with more letters, translation becomes much more error-prone.