Ha ha. Yes, I live in New Mexico, and my Jewish jokes fall flat. My parents are from Korea, and I married a woman of largely Scotch-Irish ancestry. When I worked in San Francisco, I could tell people that my parents disowned me because I married a shikseh (they would have preferred I married a nice Korean girl). Big…

Ha ha. Yes, I live in New Mexico, and my Jewish jokes fall flat. My parents are from Korea, and I married a woman of largely Scotch-Irish ancestry. When I worked in San Francisco, I could tell people that my parents disowned me because I married a shikseh (they would have preferred I married a nice Korean girl). Big…

Many turkeys in the supermarket are injected with broth to make them more moist. This broth may contain wheat starch to 'improve consistency', which may contain some gluten.

"Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies." – Milton Berle

Thank you for the detailed and informative post. This is really much more helpful than my guesswork.

"Naturopath"

Why can't they just blame witches, like people used to do?

Well, the magic of garlic will save your baby.

I really don't know what all constitutes a 'vegan diet' for small children, but an unbalanced diet can set a person up for health trouble down the line, even though they appear to be well-fed early on. Deficiency in [some vitamin that I can't remember] can lead to an adulthood of poor eyesight, for instance. There are…

concatenate() is also a really useful tool. I use it all the time.

When I use the F5 key to load a presentation, people think I am a genius.

This is kind of like a foodie "Penthouse Letters", isn't it?

I must admit that I learned how to use chopsticks by carefully following the directions on the wrapper.

Yes. I was really waiting for his head to split in two at the end of the series.

Yup! You can learn just about any useful thing here at Lifehacker! I'm so proud to be a regular reader.

This is especially strange because the name 'cappuccino' is derived from Capuchin monks, whose robes are of a color similar to the drink.

The Muffin Funnel

Um . . . .don't you mean 'cooked until it's tender'?

"Are your linguinies in season?"

That's a great idea. Often, one may find effective and time-tested recipes and methods by looking to other cultures. Vegetarians sometimes waste effort and money by trying to make plant-based foods into meat-replacements (e.g. veggie burgers and the like), while entire cuisines exist for largely-vegetarian cultures.